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FLORIDA here I come ehehehe tickets at chrisdelia.com
I thought this was a blowjob machine but nothing happened to my penis when I put in in there. 😔
Annnnnnd 100 percent definitely ship that item and don’t have it as a carry-on at the airport (at Madison Dane Airport)
Bye for now Wisconsin. (PS never put this on your head UNLESS you are fucking and are also wearing a blazer) (at Madison Dane Airport)
Absolutely NEVER fuck with me. #neverbackdown #realkarate #absoluterealkarate (photo credit: Daniel Radcliffe) (at Orpheum Madison)
Milwaukee was awesome. Madison tonight. (📷: Sara Bill) #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
NEW YORK - tickets at chrisdelia.com
Eh. Seh. Cute. (with @jasoncollings)
Annnnnd elbow too high for the phone. (at MSP Airport)
Robert Duvall being s’bitch the way he slaps the car in “Gone in 60 Seconds”!!! Eh. Seh. Bitch.