1. Two people I love. However I love the person on the right way more.

  2. SAN DIEGO this weekend. Go to chrisdelia.com for tickets.

  3. Premiere of my new show “UNDATEABLE” - MAY 29 on NBC

  4. Idiots are amazing.

  5. Little burrito.

  6. Moose guy is back hitting on human females. Woman is scared. Girl is terrified.

  7. Ehehehehehe. (at Tempe Improv)

  8. Ehehehwhehe. (at Tempe Improv)

  9. You can’t fuck with my Cute Army. #CUTEARMY (at Phoenix, AZ)

  10. Mad hairy. Keepin’ it warm for Tempe this weekend. Don’t wanna catch a chill. Tempe Improv all weekend. chrisdelia.com for tickets.