This is Chris D'Elia's blog.
Thirty more cities to go. See you tomorrow Atlantic City. Good night, New York. #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
Me and my comedian buddy @deansteanthebeloved (left) about to kick off my #UNDERNOINFLUENCE tour in Westbury, NY. (The guy on the right is my bodyguard who is a celestial being obviously)
Mr. Onmywaytostealyourgirl (at Rosario Pizza Inc)
100% crazy to do this. #100percentfuckno
New show called “Fuckboyz” with @hiryanhansen and @rickglassman
(Hey guys it’s not really a show so don’t say shit like “OMFG when does this show come out!”)
PS - People will still do that.
At the NBC/VANITY FAIR party with the Undateable guys @brentmorin and @rickglassman. Psyched for the second season!
This is how I greet Mormon missionaries.
My friend @chrismacho sensing some #100percentfuckno behind him.
This guy has a piece of shit gold thing on his head and he’s actually trying to talk to two guys that don’t respect him (obviously because he is wearing a piece of shit gold thing on his head).
Wow. Look what this person did to her body. Pretty wild. 🙊 Thanks for the love, @krrrystalx! #drunkgirls